- Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I swim back and forth a few more times?
- I'm a Bar Jack and I want to make a Damsel Grunt with my Blue Tang — can you Rock, Beauty?
- I'm looking for a French Angel with large gills, and I think I've found her — are you French?
- Do you have change for the 'phone? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl (man) of my dreams.
- I can't find my pet crab – can you help me find him? I think he went down to the deserted end of the beach.
- You must be Jamaican, because Jamaica me crazy.
- I like to maintain my own equipment — you look like someone I'd like to "tinker" around with.
- I'm new at the resort — could you give me directions to your room?
- I think there's something wrong with my regulator. Could you hold the first stage hile I check out the second stage?
- Please excuse my panting - I am out of air, because you take my breath away. (Sent in by Michael Miller.)
- Excuse me, I'm lost. May I go home with you?
- Is the sun in your eyes, or did you just smile at me?
- ?? Awaits your submission . . .
Worst Pick up for Scuba Divers....
SCUBA HUMOR
